Random Coffee Jokes, Quotes, and Facts
We've started a Coffee Quote Dry Erase Board that we use at our front register to give the customers a little laugh. I was wondering if you guys could help out and tell me what you think would be a good Coffee Joke, Quote, or Fact that I could have on the board. I promise to use everybody that offers up one, and if it's your own witty quote, I'll gladly put your name by it! Thanks in advance guys!
-Sarah
By the way, here's a couple we've used:
What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated!
"Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before." -Author Unknown
Q. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?
A. Because there is no KAREEM anymore
"Sleep in a sympton of caffeine deprivation." -Author Unknown
-Sarah
By the way, here's a couple we've used:
What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated!
"Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before." -Author Unknown
Q. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?
A. Because there is no KAREEM anymore
"Sleep in a sympton of caffeine deprivation." -Author Unknown
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